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Birthday: 9/12/1974


Interests: Finding out about what is really going on in the world, Tweaking software, reading, criticising politicians and so called journalists,Anarchy,messing up stupid people, absorbing good cinema,experimental music ,social analysis, Androgynous people, Artificial Intelligence, Cosmology, Metaphysics, Feminism, Spiritualism
Expertise: Science Fiction, Quasi Scientific Theology, Thinking about Stuff, Self Expression, Middle Earth, Gallifrey, Singing, Writing, Procrastinating, Kissing, Confusing the Situation, Appreciaton of the English Language, Throwing Tantrums, Deconstructing Stereotypes and Cliches,Vocal Manipulation, Intimate Feminine Tongue Massage, Making Sandwhiches, Making Curries, Marbling, Drawing, Free form Poetry and Word association.
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Bernard Cribbins is Kicking Your Arse


 
Bernard Cribbins is Kicking Your Arse right now, just by being here, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Bernard Cribbins is Still Kicking Your Arse



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

im movin ur site

here's a link to my own other site which has now been moved to 50webs

http://controlfunction.50webs.com/

yes it's in the profile, but this just provides extra linkage...


Monday, September 10, 2007

Currently Listening
Presents: Ziltoid the Omniscient
By Devin Townsend
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Ziltoid the Omniscient

This is the best thing ever

A fantastic modern War of the Worlds with a brilliant sense of humour and music that will simultaneously hit you like a planet and lullaby you to sleep.
Devin Townsend is a Wizard. He is one of the Wizards, one of the guides. I'm certain Bill Bailey is one too. Possibly THE Wizard. But Townsend is a sonic Wizard. I heard someone refer to him as a Wizard and just knew I had to appropriate the term for him. Devin Townsend is a 21 Century musical fucking Wizard. Whilst he is an astonishing musician, he is also a wicked comedian, and Ziltoid is full of great laughs that never get stale. For those who don't get Ziltoid, wake the fuck up! As Herman the Planet Smasher says "And I hate musicals," Devin has the best joke of all!
Ziltoid the Omniscient is a Metal Musical. How often do you see one of those eh? And if you do is it awesome? Bet not. Cos Ziltoid is, and Ziltoid will make you swoon at the awesomeness of the vast audio landscapes, as Devin's galaxy sized music towers over all. The most amazing feat is that he so neatly and perfectly puts the comedy,. right up hard smack bang against the hardest of the hard Strapping Young Lad style hammering, and probably some of the most evocative and atmospheric music since Erik Satie performed his strange and emotionally compelling Gymnopedies and Gnossiennes. Well almost. Satie may have the edge in some ways, but Devin Townsend can gently sing to you in a way you'd sing to your 3 year old to put them to sleep. Nevermind that the same song also features a vocal that a million metal singers would fucking sell their soul for, a voice that can tear sheet metal from walls like tissue paper, and sounds like a trapped demonic entity screaming with the rage of a burning supernova. Yep, that's Devin's full on Strapping voice screaming "I"m Ziltoid! I don't give a shit!"
I could go on a lot more, but everyone else has already done that and that's not my job anyway.

"People of Earth, we are your Ziltoidian Overlords, resistance, is futile!"

Get it now
or

"I shall you kill all of you one by one
and I shall take
my
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!"





Monday, June 04, 2007

Linda's Healing Creams

A little ad for a friend of mine whose business I helped make the website for..

http://lindashealingcreams.50webs.com/index.html

I love Dreamweaver and style sheets, it really is a new level of laziness.




Thursday, August 17, 2006

Had the weirdest dream this morning, well, I've been having a lot of them, but this was (for me anyway) particularly interesting. Somehow it involved Tom Baker as the Doctor, (that's Doctor Who for those of you who don't know, look it up...) and he'd returned to the role of  The Doctor, in a new series story of Doctor Who. The new series Doctor is now David Tennant, who does a pretty good job, (despite some weak writing here and there) and there has been talk of Tom the most well known Doctor making an appearance in the new series.
Well, that would  be difficult for Tom to appear realistically as the Doctor as he once had, as he is now much older and appears quite different  in some ways,  though  in many ways he's the same, if not a more mellowed, exxagerated version of what he was before. But my dream features him, as the Doctor, but the twist (I fucking hate that word) was that due to some freaky time distortion thing the current 10th Doctor did with the Daleks, it affected the timeline of the Doctor, and hence Tom's Doctor at some point, in kind of reverse time, meaning he could show up in the show, (with good makeukp and lighting and effects and stuf) and almost look as good as he did before, but any differences could be put down to this "time distortion effect."
Peter Davison also made an appearance as a slightly older 5th Doctor, complete with 3 K9's, (one of which was gold) and there were all trying to help him.
Curious and intersesting, and somewhat disturbing. And it "felt" cool to see Tom as the Doctor again, but in really weird circumstances.




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